Permission form for dating my daughter
(IF YOU ANSWERED "YES" TO ANY OF THE ABOVE, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION AND LEAVE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY.
Permission To Date My Daughter Pdf July 2013 Date To Date Gk Baba Farid University Date Sheet 2015gnm Nursing Date Sheet Sso Permission Bsa Permission Slip Permission To Treat Permission Slip Templates workshop permission letter Letter Of Permission For Research asking permission letter event All books are the property of their respective owners. SOCIAL SECURITY ______-____-________ DRIVERS LICENSE # __________ 4. HOME ADDRESS ____________________________________________ CITY/STATE __________ ZIP __________ 6. Y / N If No, EXPLAIN ___________________________________ 7. (If "yes" to any of #8, discontinue application and leave premises) __________ 9. ____________________________________________________________________ 10. In 50 words or less, what does "DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER! ____________________________________________________________________ 11. In 50 words or less, what does "ABSTINENCE" mean to you? ___________________________ I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, AND RED-HOT POKERS. Do you have an earring, nose ring, belly button ring, or a tattoo? _________________________________________________________ Applicant's Signature (that means sign your name, moron! A: If I were shot, the last place I would want shot would be: ______________________________________________________________ B: If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my: ______________________________________________________________ C: A woman's place is in the: ______________________________________________________________ D: The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is: ______________________________________________________________ E. ___________________________ ______________________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________________ F. When I meet a girl, the thing I always notice about her first is: ______________________________________________________________ F. __________________ I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, CRUCIFIXION, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, RED HOT POKERS, AND HILLARY CLINTON KISS TORTURE.____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________Church you attend ____________________________________________________How often you attend _________________________________________________When would be the best time to interview your:father? If your application is rejected, you will be notified by twogentleman wearing white ties carrying violin cases (you might watchyour back).
APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER Date: Fri, -0500 APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, driving record, lineage, and current certified medical report (including drug tests) from your doctor.
__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________In 50 words or less, what does "DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER" mean to you? ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________What is the current going rate of a hotel room? You will be contacted in writing if you are approved.
____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________In 50 words or less, what does ABSTINENCE mean to you? _____________________I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THEBEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVEAMERICAN ANT TORTURE, CRUCIFIXION, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATERTORTURE, RED HOT POKERS, AND HILLARY CLINTON KISS TORTURE._____________________________________________Signature (that means sign your name, moron! Please do nottry to call or write (since you probably can't, and it would cause youinjury).
______________________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________________ REFERENCES SECTION: Church you attend ___________________________________________________ How often you attend ________________________________________________ When would be the best time to interview your: father? Please answer freely, all answers are confidential.
______________________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________________ In 50 words or less, what does "ABSTINENCE" mean to you? _____________ SHORT-ANSWER SECTION: Answer by filling in the blank.
Signature of applicant _________________________________Signature of father _____________________________________Signature of mother ____________________________________Signature of priest/rabbi ___________________________________Signature of State Representative _________________________Thank you for your interest, and it had better be genuine and non-sexual.